Sunday, February 26, 2006
Currently, I'm reading a book called "The Dilber's Principle" by Scotts Adam. On one particular part, it says -
"Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with low SAT scores. The only differences among us is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot. That's the central premise of this scholaryly work."
Even thought this book is practically full of crap, some of the information is actually quite true. I mean, I'm sure anyone that is reading this has more than one incident of being an idiot. I have one too many to remember so I'll give an example on the 21st of Feb.
At that time, it was before Minda's birthday so me and Swee Hao went to J8 to buy him a present. After we bought it, we waited for the bus at the bus stop. Swee Hao started diging his pockets and said " Shit, where's my handphone?" I was sitting beside him at that time. I used my superior and sophisticated precision of my god-like acute eyeballs and located his one-of-the-kind handphone in a place that its almost impossible to find- IN HIS HAND.
I didn't say that I would use myself as an example now did I?
Anyway, sorry about that Swee Hao, next time if I made a idiot of myself you can publish it on your blog. LOLZ
Therefore we can see someone like Swee Hao, who is known for his caring and smart looks can sometimes give us a big suprise, of being a idiot.
I'm also an idiot. You see, yesterday(Saturday), when I was walking home from a game of badminton. I heard someone shouting. I looked in that direction and saw a dog running towards my direction, and the owner shouting for it to come back. Actually, I thought the dog was escaping, only until it was 3 feet away, did I realise that it was going for something I would never thought of in a million years -ME.( First Idiocy)
At that split instance, I jumped. I didn't want to run, that would make me look like I'm afraid of the dog, I mean for god's sake, its a terrier. I didn't want to kick it, I might cause a internal Injury which may mean I have to turn up for the funeral later. I kinda like jump around for like a minute.(Second Idiocy)
Sad to say, the dog had acutally caught me by suprise(Third Idiocy). I didn't know that a dog like that could make a sharp U-turn and had a go for the second serving. Its razor sharp teeth cut through my leg like a ultra sharp knife cutting through a ultra soft tofu. In other words, I got bitten. LOLZ
When the owner got hold of his dog, he said sorry, but I said its was okay. I could have sued him but.....I didn't. When I told me parents, they did what all parents would want to do, go look for that guy and sue him until he becomes bankcrupt. My parents were afraid that I would get some kind of dieseas from the dogbite like rabies. I wonder why they didn't think I would become a weredog(wolf?) in a full moon. Haha~
I don't know why but I kinda feeling a bit bloated in the stomach. Don't think the dog bite can cause me to become like Aunt Marge. She's the one who got ballooned by Harry Potter in the 3rd book.
I guess we'll see about it tomorrow then.
